Here are 10 things you probably never thought you needed to know about grumps.
GRUMPS ARE TAKING THE WORLD TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
While it’s true that grumps have been accused of being annoying, the fact is that the vast majority of grumps are pretty harmless.
If you’re like me and just want to be a good person and not be a jerk, this isn’t the time to be angry.
I mean, they’re just annoying.
THEY HAVE BOUGHT US SO MUCH PROFITS AND KICKASS NEWS.
There are plenty of companies that would love to have you buy their products or get their service.
And there are plenty that would give you free stuff.
But this is grumps business.
This is a business of grumping.
If your business is going to be profitable and your customers are going to buy it, then it has to be grumping friendly.
And you don’t have to like the company or their products.
They’re going to give you their products for free.
And they’re not going to have any problems at all.
THEY DO NOT HATE THEIR FAMILY, SO WE DON’T HAVE TO.
In the world of grump culture, grumps hate their family.
They have called them all sorts of names, from “nigga” to “wacko.”
So the idea that a grumpy grump would feel threatened by a family member, like their father, is laughable.
This doesn’t apply to their family members.
This does not apply to the people who work for them.
They love their family and they love their jobs.
GROUPS ARE ALL ABOUT TALKING ABOUT THEIR LIVES AND THEIR FAMILIES.
The internet is a huge source of grumbly news and memes, and it has given grumps a platform to spread their grumpiest beliefs about their lives and the lives of others.
These are just some of the stories we hear from grumps on Twitter.
It is a great way to spread the message that the world is not fair.
GROMPS ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE THEIR RIGHTS FOR A STAND.
Grumps have no right to be paid or to have anything to do with companies, so they will never be paid.
Gramps are not going for anything to be compensated.
This isn’t a business, so it doesn’t have anything that’s going to pay their bills.
GRUMP SPEECH IS A LOT WORSE THAN IT IS IN OTHER MEDIA.
As we’ve all learned in our lives, there is a lot more to grumps than just their grumpy behavior.
This makes grumps more important to the rest of us than they should be.
But, as much as I hate to admit it, I really love the news about grump media and how much it is helping the grump community.
THEY ARE ALL GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO DISPATCH THE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL US.
Grumps like to do things like this: They have the ability to spread fake news that spreads their false belief that they have a lot of power.
This gives them an excuse to spread dangerous conspiracy theories and spread hate.
The fact that they can do all this without getting sued or getting fired shows just how much they love the grumpy life.
GROOMS ARE A FAMILY.
They are all family.
And this includes their gramps.
GROs aren’t going to go out of their way to make people think they’re going through a bad time.
They’ll simply say, “Hey, I’m sorry, but we have to stop doing this.
And we’re not getting paid to do it.”
They won’t be worried about being fired or having to go to jail, either.
GROWING GRUMPs BUSINESS WILL BE DANGING, SO YOU NEED TO TRY TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT.
The best way to avoid this is to learn about what it takes to be successful in grump business.
There’s no point in starting a grump shop if you can’t learn how to do your own business.
You don’t need to have an MBA or a PhD in business to be an entrepreneur.
But if you have the skills and the passion to do that, then you’ll be in the right place.
YOU CAN BE A GRUMP, BUT IT’S NOT A GOOD TIME FOR YOU.
We know that grump life is not for everyone.
And if you’re a grumps person who just wants to be loved and treated well, you might be ok with this.
But for those of us who love grump stories and the grumping community as a whole, this is not a good time.
You’re going from the good to the bad with these grump jokes and you’ll never be a grumper again.